I've always dreaded "terrible 2s" with my own children. I have a brother who was truly a terror tornado at that age. I remember running with my Mom to try to catch up to him to prevent his evil acts, but by the time we cleaned up one mess, he was on to the next. I remember rolls of toilet paper flooding the toilet, bananas being mashed into the couch, lotion rubbed all over the windows, topped off with him pooping on the sidewalk and running down the street naked. It was kind of funny, but It couldn't have been too funny for my Mom. What a stinker!
Well, Today Jaxon decided he would give me a run for my money, and test my patience. He's usually a pretty good boy....but I can tell, the terror is beginning. He put a stamp pad in his mouth, which left him with a pink mouth. I went & put him in the bath tub, where he then pooped A LOT in the water. (It's the 2nd time this week he's done that!) I took him out to try to clean up all the poop, and I look back to see that in the 2 seconds I was doing that, he had managed to pee all over the carpet. Then he ran into the bathroom at full speed when I tried to catch him, and slipped on the wet floor, landing on his head! Holy Hannah! What a morning!
I wish I had pictures, but it was all happening so fast, and I wasn't really in the mood. Plus, who wants to see poopy bath water?
I know the Terror Tales will only get worse from here....stay tuned to hear more throughout the next few months. Can't wait!
1 comment:
Wait until you have more than one and they all decide to gang up on you!
Konni
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