dear baby

 Dear baby in my belly,

before you decide to be a boy, take these things into consideration:

-I will dress you in cute clothes. very , very cute clothes.

 - I won't call you princess , because i can't STAND when little girls are called that. So don't be worried about  that.

-I will not put you into those ridiculous trendy tutus , I WILL NOT DO IT!

- I will not put flowers or bows on your head that are WAY bigger than your head, so no worries there.

 - I promise  to introduce you to more colors than variations of pink. Infact, your room will have hardly a pink thing in it. But if at the end of the day, you still want to like pink, its okay, I'll accept that.

-You'll have a big brother that will love you endlessly. He swore today that he'd even share his cars with you.

BUT if you wanna be a boy, we will love you too of course...

would you rather (week 8)

ok....so
my answer to last weeks would you rather.... i choose to pee out of my mouth for a year. really i  don't think it would be that bad after about a week,  when you get used to it..on the other hand, listening to 3 songs over and over for a year would NOT be something i got used and i'd literally go crazy after about 3 days.

SOOOOOO
this weeks would you rather...


WOULD YOU RATHER


everytime you meet someone new (and you meet the regular amount of people you do now), you have to kick them in the crotch (HARD) (and you CAN'T warn them ahead of time that you're gonna do it, you just have to do it within the first minute of meeting them) for the rest of your life.

OR


live at the dump for the rest of your life. you have to eat whatever you find there, wear what you find there, and sleep there. you can leave during the day, but not to buy anything or have anyone give you any other food.

library, kites, and no answers.

mostly during the days, we feel like this

BORED.

 SO..

we fly kites...

 

and spend time at the library...

 

jax just loves story time. 

its early , well early for me, so if we happen to have the car and i happen to feel like dragging my butt out of bed, we try to make it.

and i tell ya, there is nothing better for a kid than this.

seriously, i just love it.

yep, thats my kid laying down in the front, making himself at home, takin it real easy.

during the teddy bear dance jax is all smiles.

its the cutest thing ever.

he loves it.

oh!
and the no answers thing. you must be wondering about that, right?
the no answers mean that my Bruce would not spread his legs during the ultrasound,
therefore, we do not know the sex yet!
dang child!
so we'll try again next week.
until them, i'm calling him a boy.

would you rather (week 7)

in response to last weeks would you rather, i would choooose..
being blindfolded for a whole year..man that would suck though. i just couldn't stand to be 700lbs, i can't even imagine..yuck!


ok now for this week's would you rather........


WOULD YOU RATHER...

Wear earphones for one year, playing the same THREE songs over and over and over again. you can't change the volume either, it has to be set on medium volume. the earphones have to stay in both ears at all times. 

OR

have to pee out of your mouth for a whole year.


 okayyy choose!!!!

365 year two!!!

ok so i've decided i NEED to do this 365 thing. i catch myself saying to myself "oh that would have made a cool photo of the day" all the time. so that means its time to start. AND i'm having a baby, so this year is bound to be interesting...go follow it. i don't make any promises EXCEPT that i WILL keep up on it!

alecia365year2

my funny bear

jax says the funniest things. i am quite enjoying this age.


me: Jax, you are driving me nuts!
jax: I'm not a car and i'm not a nut!
(it took me a sec to get that one)

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jax: Mama, are you the muffin man?
me: no, why would you ask that?
jax: because you're kinda shaped like him.

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jax: I really like you mama, you're my best friend.

V day!

k i have no idea what that white dot is or when it happened..but i'm too lazy to go fix it.

THAT aside, isn't this man a STUD?!?!

these cute Valentines are what jax gave out this year...

i love them so much.

my awesome talented bloggy friend, Cierra designed them.

check them out ::here::

and while youre there, check out how awesome Cierra is! She inspires me daily with her Yellow House 365 blog.

this idea, i also got from Cierra's blog, which she got from THIS blog

which is awesome, too. go there, read it.

each day until V day, is a little somethin-somethin you and your lover can do for eachother. the things are simple and sweet and cheap, which is very very nice.

sadly, we didn't get to finish this little V day project because we both got sick, but it can be used year after year.

Now , THESE.

these aren't even worth blogging about.

they weren't good. i'm mad and sad.

only once a year do you get to make heart shaped sugar cookies for a good reason.

recipe, here

(i'm not even done frosting them, because her frosting recipe was also a doozy)

Us where we had our first date!

the pizza factory!

yeah the hearts are kinda silly and not done perfectly,

 but it was fun to play with them, gosh.

pretty flowers andy brought home for me.

andy in very bad lighting. no, i didn't break his nose. its the lighting, i swear.

he gave me lots and lots of these,

my candy CRAVING!! (nope, no chocolate this year, weird huh!?)

i got him a watch..he loves logical gifts.

took me a few years to figure that one out :)

and i made him this:

I got the idea here

cute huh?

would you rather (week 6)

ok so its 4 am and i can't sleep!!!!!!!! ugghhhhhh

soo i figured i'd do a would you rather...
but  first, in response to last weeks would you rather... i would rather have the lemon juice rubbed in my eyes every other day by my enemy than burp every word. i suck at burping on call! and yes..as staci said, i  think my eyes would get used to it..maybe.


now for this week!


would you rather.......

be blindfolded for a year. you even have to sleep with it on. if it gets dirty, too bad. this blindfold can't be slightly see through either. it has to cover your vision completely.

OR



be 700lbs for a whole year. (with the guarantee you won't die of obesity in that year)

i have one of those "get even" reactive personalities. if someone is being stupid to me, by all means, i want to be stupid right back. yesterday some stupid older hippie guy totally cut me off while driving. i really wasn't that mad until HE flipped me off! what the heck? that does NOT fly with me. so, then i just HAD to annoy him to get him back. i drove up by him and gave him a glare and he gave me one back. then i got in front of him and drove slowly, you know, to show him exactly who's boss.

i have friends that do dumb things. we all do , right? its called having relationships. sometimes we work it out, other times we don't. the times we don't, the times when i feel i've tried my hardest to mend the situation, and STILL the person is being completely stupid and immature, well those are the times i just about lose it. and when i lose it, its not pretty. when i lose it, i want to do mean things. BUT i like to think i've made this little goal to myself. i've never written it down or spoke it out loud, but its just something that crept into my head in the last few months. maybe , its called GROWING UP. maybe its called doing the right thing, maybe its called trying to find inner peace. who knows. but now, i'm trying my darnedest to be the bigger person. not literally of course, although i don't have to try too hard to actually be the bigger person. have you seen me? i'm 5' 10'' and three quarters. that right there should be a warning not to mess with me! haha jk, really i'm a nice girl. if you're nice and civil with me, well then, i'll be right back. but just don't be dumb. just don't.

my resolution is to act my age. this means trying REALLY hard to not overreact or react badly at all with someone who clearly wants me to. my goal is to hopefully set the example by acting like the adult, even if i am the younger one. its hard to stay out of situations like this, i think for any girl. we thrive on drama, and on revenge right? but taking part in these things, does nothing for me, except make me angry. who needs anger? i don't need it. there are plenty of other things to focus on. and that, i will do. i will bite my tongue when i so desperately want to make an equally stupid comment on facebook, i will walk away when someone wants to get a rise out of me just for the fun of it, i will keep my cool when i am accused of something i didn't do, i will have patience with the people who just talk in circles, the kind you can't get through to.  i will try to focus on positives. i will not think bitter thoughts about those who say dumb things to me. i will not let these things anger me!

ok, venting is done. i feel better now.

would you rather (week five)

in response to last weeks would you rather, my choice was to sleep with the homeless men. if you think about it, these men would probably be glad to have somewhere warm and soft to sleep and they wouldn't wanna do anything stupid to mess up that arrangement. you'd get used to them and their scent after awhile. i am very scared of snakes. not only scared but they give me the massive chills and i can't stand being around them. AND one hour of sleep would NEVER work for me. i'm the kind of girl who runs best on about 10 hours a night, although i could easily do 12. that would you rather was finally a success! almost everyone chose a different answer. i loved it!

this weeks would you rather is courtesy of Andrew! He's pretty good of thinking of them, too.

would you rather....

burp every single word you say FOREVER. you can't write or text or do sign language or any other type of communicating either.

or

have one of your enemies rub lemon juice in your eyes every other day FOREVER.

????

oh and hey, if YOU have a good would you rather, lets hear it! send me an e-mail at leash_pee@hotmail.com, and if its cool enough, i'll put you on my blog!

BIG FAT LAZY LATE Christmas/sea world post

i have been loathing this . i know i need to blog it though. truth is, these pictures make me feel nauseous and i've been avoiding editing them. during these times i was very nauseous with morning/all day sickness. soo blah. here they are in a big jumbly out of order mess. and i don't even care. cause at least i'm blogging them.

we had a great christmas &  a very very wet california adventure (that's what we get for trying to go to CA twice in ONE year huh?)








































trevor in front of the house of cats!


a surprise we found in jax's handy manny box!






andrew's best headshot ever