Life Lessons

I have learned some valuable things in the past couple weeks.

#1

Ok where's this stuff been all my life? Wanna know the secret to good , fresh smelling clothes? FABRIC SOFTENER.

mmm...yum

(& don't get the cheapest kind. splurge, cause you deserve it.)

#2

Yeah, it happened. What you're thinking did indeed happen. Not to me, I would know better...maybe. Poor Andrew, he's had it rough the past couple weeks.

#3

Yeah, not the smartest thing I've ever done. It looked good, but man, the next day I was IN PAIN! My back, my belly, my ribs, even my legs hurt. I don't know how. Now I pity old ladies even more if that's what they're carrying around.